Review: iBook SE
So I was supposed to do an update on Tuesday. So I didn't. Sorry, Kevin. I'm
a damn busy guy. I am trying to make some extra money for the holidays (Big
Pimpin' of San Diego, Inc. - the only authorized Theresa Willis dealer in
the state), work on Wienis, battle a horrible cold, keep myself occupied with a diabetic coma, and be a geek. Clearly this is a lot to juggle at once. Add to that my new toy and you've got to understand the position I'm in.
I got the new iBook SE about a week ago. I finally gave in and exchanged my
tangerine beauty for a slick new graphite special edition, two shirts, and a
pair of pants (connections at a leading department store are worth the odor
they emit sometimes.) All in all it's not anything that special, but it does
have some features I like. Previously, I had thought people were checking my
iBook out, as it screamed I'M TANGERINE - YOU CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE ME, LOOK
OVER HERE, PEOPLE!!! It was nice for my self confidence while working in
coffee shops, but then you have to wonder if the 90 year old man with the
unibrow is checking out you or your iBook. Now people don't look at the 'Book
so much, as it's a bit more subtle. It turns out I'm not that "check
out-able" in the end. Nobody is more shocked than you, I know.
The DVD is nice too - it'll make my trip home all the more fun even though the
person behind me will in all likelihood not only smell, but kick my seat
for no reason. The picture is just as clear as any other I've seen, and with
the exception of a single time, there isn't any sound sync trouble anymore.
The drive does take a bit longer to spin up, and is too damn noisy. Like
seriously, if you don't push the door down so it doesn't vibrate against the
'book itself, you're asking for a beating more than death with a seat that's
not in the upright position during a crash landing.
Furthermore, the iBook enhances presentations a bit. While I must admit I
prefer to give presentations involving slides projected on a pair of tighty
whities or Theresa's inner thigh, the new port and it's slick cable do work if
you're into that projection thing. The interesting bit is that while
regular mirroring is less than even good, DVD playback is nearly perfect as
the iBook doesn't render the picture for it's screen at all, just for the
port. It's quite slick. Just what the hell new port am I talking about? Only the 2000 iBooks' best kept secret: The AV port. Disguised as a simple headphone jack, this not only works as a headphone jack, it breaks out into Composite AV with the included cable shown here.
Yeah, it's got a few other fun things too. FireWire is standard - Whooptie
doo, like I have a use for that until VST and the rest of these places get around to sending us FireWire stuff to review -
hint, hint HINT HINT HIIIINNNNNTTTTT!!!!! . The outside plastics aren't
textured and look wet, while those under the lid are textured similarly to previous iBook models. Finally, the trackpad
isn't silver, but a translucent white.
All in all I'm rather pleased with it. As yet I've found no noticeable speed increase at all from the Tangerine iBook 266MHz to the Graphite iBook SE 466MHz
except for in OS X where it is a bit faster, but nothing that special. I suppose it's sad really, but now that I have DVD, a bigger hard drive, and pants, I suppose I can't complain.
Stats (lifted straight from Apple's page)
12.1-inch TFT SVGA display
466MHz PowerPC G3
256K on-chip L2 cache
64MB SDRAM memory
10GB Ultra ATA drive
DVD-ROM drive w/DVD-Video
8MB video memory
10/100BASE-T Ethernet
56K internal modem
Composite video output
USB port
FireWire port
AC adapter
Battery
iBook SE
Apple
Dent: $1799 Retail.
Availability: Today.
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